Tuesday, 13 May 2014

Return to racing: Andreas Club Championships round 4 Jurby Motodrome.

I need to race, it's just one of those things I need to do. It breaks me; Both financially and physically but mentally it re-charges me like nothing else can..Of late I've needed that kind of re-charging, I wouldn't say I've been feeling low exactly, I don't do low, never have. I've been told I've been thorough alot over the years, but it's never felt that way. Through everything I've been assured I should have felt low but never have, don't know why...don't want to, just lucky I guess, always lucky...I blame everyone.. ;)

I'm not going to lie, getting to the Isle of Man is a pain in the arse, the two available options, boat and plane, seem to conspire to make life difficult, one may get you there in time, but may not be available to get you home in time and all ways of vice versa. it's closer than more than half of the circuits in the UK but costs considerably more and takes far longer to get there... But it's blummin worth it I tell ya! :) And you know that the moment you walk into Keefs house greeted with a welcoming roar and a cold beer. On this occasion we were convening at the Traffalgar Hotel...the Traff...'The Office'..This is where the dreams are made and the banks balances raided...we've had so many, 'why don't we?' moments in the Traff ...

Since my little tumble the Darvill team have been keeping me lifted and included with all the goings on and now I'd decided I'd had more than long enough off the bike and felt (mostly) recovered..I was weak and sore but fixed to a fashion. So here I was, entered in the 4th round of the Andreas 650 Championship...The plan was to take it really easy; Go out on the I2V Darvill SV, pick up a signature, see how the injuries felt, not hurt myself, and not fall off the bike. Alex (the Boss!) has put a conservative million hours into polishing and putting everything 'just right'..He'd also treated me to some of the best riding gear I have ever dragged onto my wonky old frame...a shiny new set of Held leathers and gloves, TCX Iron-clad carpet slippers (boots!),  Force field armour and a Shark Pro racing lid..Proper factory! Thank you so much to Nevis for supporting us so generously!

Ebony and Ivory? Ying n Yang?



It felt horrible, the bike didn't fit. I felt stiff and nervous and that really threw me I can't remember the last time I didn't feel completely at home on a motorbike, even after the three months I had off the bike for the transplant it felt like I'd pulled on a pair of old slippers the first time I got back on a strange bike. Last time out on the SV was in October last year at the endurance and it felt great, and we did rather well...and this just didn't feel right...I wasn't moving around on the bike like I know I should and I wasn't able to put those big inputs you need on the bars when you need to brake really deep and still get round the corner I felt weak as a kitten.... So I just gritted my teeth and got on with it, 'just here to get round'. On the final lap the pain from my pelvis and shoulders was close to unbearable and when greeted by Keef in the pits I couldn't get off the bike, I was shaking and I needed to sit down..

I was surprised to see that my times were similar to the Endurance before the accident and even more surprised to see that that was only good enough to qualify 13th in class..(Those times netted us a P2 podium in October!) So mixed feelings; Happy surprise that I wasn't as slow as I thought followed by trepidation that I needed to be much faster, but hang on, no I didn't, I just needed to bring it home..

Unfortunately my mate (and team-mate) Keef  had some problems with the Classic and he didn't get out to race he's still leading it but it's always very disappointing when you don't get to race..



The first race was the first time I'd done a mass start in nearly a year so I was very circumspect and tried to cause as little trouble and get in the way of as few people as I could..after a few corners it all settled down and I tried to get comfy and failed..Ali Foster (no relation) came past me and I knew she goes well around Jurby as she was kind enough to post some on-board footage earlier in the year..so I tried to stay in touch. ..The SV we use is a 'MiniTwin' spec bike so needs to stay limited to around 72 bhp. The 650 class in the Isle of Man runs Supertwin rules so most of the bikes out are running significantly more power than we are. I understand the front running bikes could be as much as 20bhp more...this makes it quite tricky staying in contact with some of the other 650s, the long straight at Jurby means I had to try and make up the deficit in the twisty bits which was proving a little more difficult than usual with not being able to get comfortable..As the 6 lap race wore on I was starting to loosen up, the pain was worse but I felt looser and more relaxed and as I relaxed I started to gain ground on Ali...On the last lap I summoned the confidence to duck underneath and just about managed to hold her behind me until the chequered flag..I hadn't set the world alight but there's nothing like a place gained on the last lap to build the confidence.. :) I still felt a bit sick and shaky when I got off the bike but that quickly dissipated when I found out I'd knocked 4 seconds off my lap-time and finished 9th in class... :)

By the time the second race came around I was getting pretty stiff and sore but was really keen to get back out on that lovely SV...I felt much more with it on the grid and resolved to 'have a go' at the start..I got a pretty good start shooting through at least two rows getting mixed up with the 400s and 125s while the faster 650's shot off the front...I lost a couple of places whilst I got into a rhythm and fixed my gaze on the back of the leading group..of the two bikes that passed me one was a 125 (Dan Sayle I think) so not a concern for me but the next was a 650 piloted by James Smith and a credible target so I had to at least try and get that place back...it took me the rest of the race to do it and I had to knock a further second from my best time so far, which was on the last lap when James over-shot the bus-stop chicane and allowed me to close up the gap giving me a sniff of the place...It took a concerted slipstream and late braking move to get it but I got under him at Castle Corner and held it to the flag..just..for a 6th in class... :)

I was totally exalted! Really really pleased and with the pain subdued under a fog of adrenaline I knew I'd not caused any further damage! Once again an early return vindicated by improving the injuries.. (But lets just keep how second hand I felt on the Monday morning on the down-low for now shall we?)

Thanks again to Alex, Keef, Rebbecca, Shaun Bostrom, Lizzie and Champ at Darvill racing for all the help, to Sharon and Phil Hagen at I2V and to our numerous sponsors that keep us going.

This edit required! Check out that finish from Westminter paint!



Massive thanks to Al at Pistonlife for the photos.. :)
















Wednesday, 16 April 2014

A tentative return planned.

So..in Febuary of this year I had an altercation with a pickup truck whilst riding my ZX7 roadbike home from a training course..I came of worse naturally and whilst I find it hard to blame the driver (because I was unconscious and have no memory of the accident or preceding day..) he has been charged with causing the accident and has admitted full liability. That's made life a lot easier from this end...

The injuries weren't so easy though..the main injuries were; 
A double bi-lateral fracture of the pubic rami (4 fractures of the pelvis)
Bi lateral wrist fractures (both wrists broken, left required plating)
Torn  left posterior cruciate ligament (knackered left knee)
Severe concussion (due to the level of nonsense I was spouting it took a while to diagnose this, it was assumed I was back to normal!) 

Despite being no stranger to these kinds of injuries, some of the pain I've experienced has been the best ever...the pain relief available to renal transplant patients is pretty limited due to toxic effects to the kidney so essentially pointless...so I've had no pain relief.. still 9 weeks later and I'm pretty much free of acute pain and everything looks like it's on the mend.. So much so I was able to cycle over 35km before I had to throw the towel in yesterday..

It's been a tricky couple of months..

As usual I've completely ignored the usual risk-averse advice from the doctors and gone with what feels right, my GB Transplant Cycling physio (Alison) has given some fantastic advice and as a result I'm recovering far quicker than expected by some. (still a bit slow for my liking!). So I've decided to enter the next Andreas Racing round at Jurby on May 11th and booked flights to the Island.. :) Now, at the moment. that feels a little bit rash as I'm still a bit feeble and wobbly...but it's over 3 weeks away and I am well on the way to being able to wobble round to a fashion.. ;)

There's been some delays at the U.S. side with the delivery of the electric TTXP2 racing bike so I'll be using the venerable Darvill Racing SV MiniTwin.

Keef has been raving like a loon about the new Continental Attack Race tyres too so I'm really looking forward to trying those out for the first time.


Keef will be terrorising everyone on the championship leading Darvil Z1 too.

There's been a delivery of shiny new team merchandise replete with our fantastic sponsors logos;
We'll all be looking very 'factory' at the next meeting..And as I understand it our supporter's club the Darvill Devils have been 'adopting' us, which is a new thing for me so I'm looking forward to meeting the supporters and hopefully giving them something to cheer about..

Lets see how I get on...:)

Massive thanks to Al at Pistonlife for the photos.. :)











Thursday, 27 March 2014

Time for me to squeeze another blog from my reluctant brain.. J

Since my last enthusiastic warblings after my first encounter with electric motorcycles there has been feverish activity behind the scenes at Darvill Racing, the support given to me by Alex has continued and grown to ridiculous proportions! After that initial ride on the Zero at Le Mans there have been all manner of planet alignments, fog knitted, cats herded and opportunities maximised.

We’ve committed to a season racing electric bikes along side our traditional ICE (Intenal Combution Engined) bikes and have entered into a contracted factory support agreement with American electric vehicle producer Brammo. From this relationship we’ve decided the future of these things is so inevitably bright we’ve actually started a distribution company to sell and distribute the bikes as well as race and develop them. We’ve got a whole bucket load of history and experience in pushing motorbikes to the limit and we have some very interesting ideas for our R&D….I hope to be able to give sneak previews here when I have permission but they’re likely to be pretty game-changing so don’t expect schematics! J

We’ve got our ICE bikes all prepped and ready to go, the venerable MiniTwin spec SV650 has been freshen-ed with new fairings and some minor upgrades, taking care to keep it within the MinTwin regs and we’ve built a monster  Kawasaki Z1R Darvill special for the post Classic racing classes. It’s a mega brute. Its got more power and torque than we were expecting and its still jetted safe for it’s run-in period! It looks lovely too, a real nod to the Moriwaki specials of the 70s with the added class of a Darvill finish..:)

Here it is almost finished waiting for sponsors logos and numbers…

 The electric racing is becoming a global priority, that said there have been some teething problems getting the originally intended World race series ideas off the ground but we’ve been working with the good and the great of established race series’ to include electric bikes in their programmes…Race club legends Dave and Bernadette Stewart have demonstrated their well known open approach and have been really helpful trying to include us in their Thundersport GB series. A real Historical scoop is that we’ve had agreement from the Southern 100 club and ACU to allow us to start on the grid in the same races as the ICE bikes in the 125/400 class for the Southern 100 races, although electric bikes have ridden on mixed grids on the short circuits before this is the first time ever on a closed roads circuit. We’re also in the very late stages of getting final agreements from some very high profile European circuits for a fully supported and sanctioned European championships for electric bikes.

The racing prototype TTX P2


Other plans in the Darvill schedule will be various shows and exhibitions for racing and electric vehicle expo’s that will be shown on our websites and social media when they happen; Darvill Racing and Darvill Distribution

We’ve also scheduled in some private test days at The Jurby race track which will include the Darvill experience days which give people (anyone) the chance to join us when we test and ride the bikes which is something you just cant do anywhere else! Darvill Shop

The season started with our 1st test and experience day this month with our 1st race last weekend with a very successful start to the season. Write-up here: Race Report
A slightly less successful start to the season was when I had a coming together with a pick up truck on my road going Zx7. I’ve broken a few bones and tendons and been ruled out of the racing for at least the first half of the season. Healing seems to be pretty rapid though and I’ve got high hopes for an earlier than expected return..maybe even the Southern 100!.. J


I know this one’s pretty business like, there will be a return to my usual opinionated waffle in due course… J

Wednesday, 25 September 2013

Blimey, I must be excited, I've had to write another blog entry!

I'm thinking about the arguments for and against and the resistance to the advent of electric racing motorcycles and I'm struggling to understand why there is any resistance..My ride on the Zero last week has really flipped my racing head another way up...

Many of the key arguments have more often than not been; Expense, range, complexity and the really big one.."they're not as fast"..The experience I had last week showed me that those arguments are being eroded and people are starting to fear the encroachment of these machines towards the domain of the petrol bikes...But why? I've been forced to ask myself why I love motorbikes and why I love racing, something most of us take for granted. "We're doing it aren't we? We must love it". Motorbikes are petrol powered, we must love petrol. Motorbikes are noisy, we must love noise. Motorbikes are smelly we must love the smell....I do..I do love these things but there are some things that stand above these for me, things that are much higher priorities, at least in the world of racing motorbikes...The race, the power, the speed..If these priorities are attended to I really don't care how the bike is powered, how noisy or how smelly it is. What I'm caring most about is how easily it helps me get past the bike in front of me and how much closer it gets me to being the first one past the chequered flag..All within the realm of fair competition of course..

Take tuning for example; With existing combustion engine powered motorbikes you need to take the engine apart, modify it, put it back together, test it then feedback the results into a repetition cycle of the process. To most people that would involve a £2k bill from your engine tuner every time. With an electric motor driven motorcycle, given the right controller, you can (potentially) modify power characteristics on the fly...An electric motor is already capable of giving you too much power...the limiting factor is how much you give it and how you allow it to give it to you... all with a dial or a lap-top...something already used to control fueling on some petrol powered bikes..but the point is you can do in a session what would take a season with a petrol engine..

And they're simple.. I always thought there was an array of fantastical feats of wiring and electronics prowess which was probably the case with the early prototypes but all the major components are commercially available as 'black boxes'. Motor, controller, batteries...that's it, to make it even easier you can now buy pretty well sorted whole bikes straight from the showroom..As soon as Asia start manufacturing these and shelling them out like peas, (and they will, they've told me) you'll  be able to pick them up for the cost of a mountain bike...

A few reading this will probably be all too familiar with the budget required to set up a Superbike spec racebike...If you took that budget and used it to build a prototype electric bike you would have a faster and more powerful motorcycle...for the first time this year a prototype electric motorcycle beat petrol powered bikes on the same playing field at Pikes Peak, a major world class event...That's a pretty major milestone..

What about noise? Noise is a good thing right? We all love the sound of multi-cylinder petrol engines screaming a symphonic cacophony to the worshiping onlookers...Well..I know I do...What about the other good folks of this crowded island? We may not like it but there is growing pressure from the wider community to curb this wonderful thing...Mallory Park, Castle Coombe, Croft...all historic racing locations citing noise as one of the pressure points putting them under pressure for closure..At all UK circuits now we're tested for excessive noise before we're allowed anywhere near a circuit...Imagine the faces of the protagonists when we take that particular gust from their sails...

Some of the above points already suggest to me that we're already past Genesis and looking at an incredibly strong future for racing motorbikes we're well into the next phase of racing's evolution and I'm getting really excited about where it's going....Imagine urban race complexes with low socio-economic catchment (council estates to you and me!) providing the next world dominating British racers. Ok maybe I've overstepped an imaginary mark, a little far fetched perhaps but possible...sometime in the future. Low cost, low noise..massive fun..who wouldn't want some of that? Racing wouldn't have to be the preserve of the wealthy, or at least those that are obsessive enough to sell all that they own to be a part of it..

So far I've managed to avoid the elephant in the room, the green credentials...and that's mainly because I don't think it's a very strong argument...Ok, in terms of burning finite reserves of precious hydrocarbons there are benefits to be had but in-turn the production of motors, controllers and particularly batteries they are not going to provide an ecological answer..yet. They might however provide a stepping stone...if a more sustainable way of providing electrons to these motors can be found then it'll provide a way to continue racing these marvels of engineering and creation...combustion engines wont..we already know this. Some aren't yet ready to admit it but eventually, kicking and screaming, they will and they'll need something else to race, they are after all racers..





Monday, 23 September 2013

Le Mans European eRoadracing championships

It's often the last minute things that present the best opportunities....You know the ones that leave you thinking, just in that moment, 'this is never going to happen, there's far to much to do in-time..it can't be done, I can't..shouldn't afford it, I can't do it..' They were some of the thoughts going through my head when Mike Edwards messaged me, ('cos that's how we roll these days..) He was asking if I wanted to step in for a ride...at Le Mans, in a European championship...on an electric bike...Well, what do you think I said?! :o)


I drove down to LeMans the night before, picking up a fellow racer Martin Cooper on the way down to ride the second Zero S that was available. We'd been told that if we got ourselves to the circuit there would be two bikes ready to race in the European eRoadracing championships. And there were...If you call two street commuter bikes with thier number plates removed and Chinese commuting tyres 'ready to race'..:) Martin and I looked at each other, then at the slick-shod prototypes we'd be racing against, shrugged and said, "what's the worst that could happen?"

At this point Martin and I were still in 'motorbike racer mode', neither of us had ridden an electric bike before let alone raced one and were concerned about 'standard race issues', tyres usually being at the top of that list. It wasn't long into the free practice session that I realised I'd need to re-shuffle my priorities...This is still a fledgling series and most of the bikes are based on existing racebike designs with the electric power plants, batteries and controllers grafted in, performance is similar but a much broader spread than you expect in a normal race series. Whilst all running similar motors, some riders prefer to prioritise performance over longevity and others longevity over performance. This means that in the same race you've got standard scratching type racing and some 'tortoise and hare' type racing..it makes for an interesting final lap..

The first thing I noticed and was really surprised about was the performance. The bike I was riding was remarkably similar in size and shape to a Honda CB500 which is probably a benchmark most of us can relate to.. the power was better though..After the initially bizarre experience of having no engine/induction noise and no vibration from the engine, you do notice that there is a much more lucid connection between rider and bike. I was able to feel much more clearly any feedback coming through the bars and seat and as there is no gearbox or clutch I was able to position myself more positively on the bike in left handers..The second thing I noticed was Chinese commuter tyres were never intended to be pushed in a racing situation! I'm no stranger to production racing tyres or even road tyres on track days, but they are usually performance related tyres of some kind...these were... well...not. On the first cold lap I had to pick the bike up twice due to the tyres being cold and covered in rubber marbles (from the Oscherslieben round) and once I got them warm the rubber got too hot and made the long fast corners at Le Mans a less than comfortable experience..

Lets get back to the power...The controller on this bike was the standard street version designed to allow a certain level of performance safeguarding the heat build up in the motor and how fast the power is sucked out of the batteries...Now that makes it sound like it was limiting but it really wasn't that bad..The amount of available torque was impressive and throttle control much more controllable than any well carburated bike I've ever ridden...When exiting the corners and opening the standard type twist-grip throttle the bike would leap forward with a really strong urgency, but really fine control, right up to it's (limited) top speed of 153km/h, quicker than I was expecting it to (and quicker than some of the production racers I've ridden). As the laps click-on the motor gets hotter and as the motor gets hotter the controller limits the performance so the top speed starts to reduce as the amount of time the motor is being used at full capacity goes on....There are uprated controllers available for these bikes and with a minor change in wheel sizes they could wear slicks..some race teams have also fashioned air ducts to cool the motors to help lengthen the amount of time peak performance is available and some have even got water cooled motors..With a little more time and not a insignificant amount of money these little commercially available street commuters would be race ready and able to battle at the front with the (mostly) developed racing prototypes that are currently dominating the series from Zongchen, Mavizen and Agni. In fact some teams in the states that own their own Zero S bikes have done just that in a well supported environment for e racing bikes. 

Having ridden effectively during the practice and qualifying I found myself qualified for the race. Unfortunately my traveling buddy Martin crashed early in the free practice session, succumbing to the poor quality tyres and broke both his hands quite badly. The second Agni which was probably my only other chance for a good scrap in the race also went down in qualifying and the German rider injured, braking his collar bone and ribs..This meant I was at the back of the grid on my own for the race.

The initial performance of the little Zero before it's limitations kicked in was frankly awesome..heading off the line I shot through the pack to the front only to be immediately swamped by the prototypes as we headed into the first turn...'swamped' might not be that accurate, 'swamped' indicates I was 'in and around' the other bikes, that was not the case..:) As the last race of the season the other campaigners had turned up the performance on thier bikes, got thier slick tyres warm and headed off into the distance at a serious lick! I was left circulating on my own enjoying my first experience of racing an eRoadRacing bike and wondering when I'll get the chance to do it again. As it turns out the French Journalist and 1991 World Endurance Champion who was riding the Mavizen prototype was having a few performance issues and pitted but finished the race putting me 4th out of 5 finishers (6 starters). One of the Chinese riders on one of the three Zongchen prototypes crashed, trying to stay ahead of me of course! ;)

Qualifying for the race itself means that I automatically qualify for the World cup final in Qatar in November. The Americans will be there and if my UK sponsor Darvill racing can raise the money I will be there too. I've no idea if there's a bike for me to ride yet, but if there is I will be making concerted efforts to get there!

Thanks as ever to my Sponsors; I2V for tremendous support, Shark helmets for my amazing Carbon pro, Held for superb leathers and gloves and TCX for the best boots!

Keith McKay (Aardvark racing) Alex Aitchisson (Team Principal Darvill racing) For moving mountains for me

Mike Edwards for thinking of me for the ride in the first place.

And a very special mention to the team at eRoadracing for organising a great series with no small resistance from the 'old guard'...:)

Friday, 23 March 2012

Commencal Meta AM versus Meta 5.x

When I called into my local bike shop last week I had, by chance, arrived moments after the Commencal rep had left the building, leaving in his wake a shiny example of their new Meta AM, a tempting example of 150mm all-mountain loveliness with a focus on the gravity aspect...My bike shop isn't a dealer for Commencal so it was strictly a 'mates rates' loan and it was stressed to me that this was the pre-production frame so had a very slightly shorter top tube than the intended production version (which is on sale now..)

I called up my regular trail buddies and just by chance, (I suspect the lure of the AM clinched it) we all had a free midweek day to head to our regular haunt at One Planet Adventure, Coed-y-Llandegla. We ride there regularly on all our various steeds and we're big fans of the intelligent trail building which has that all important mix of climb and flow with some techy stuff to keep it challenging. Our familiarity with the courses would help make it a robust comparison with our usual stable; A Pace405, Commencal Meta 5.x and Marin Attack Trail, all pitched at a similar genre within the mtb 'All Mountain' discipline.

Initially I had a worry that Commencal might, by making such a radical change to the Meta layout, change the 'engaging' character of the original Meta 5. The BB is lower, the wheel base longer and steering head a degree or so slacker. All these changes had the potential to eradicate what makes the Meta 5 such an enjoyable ride. First handling and 'carpark test' indicated that this was a much more solid feeling set-up and silky smooth..the apparent heft of the bike's appearance didn't translate to actual weight, without a specific scale test it felt just as feathery to lift in and out of the boot of my car as my now 'perfect-for-me', self built Pace405 and old Meta 5, although I suspect that might have had something to do with the very high end XO group-set and carbon cranks etc on this demo bike, maybe we should add a couple of kilos for a 'real world' spec...A couple of other additions that would skew the comparison slightly was the new to me 2x10 group-set and dropper seat post..

I had volunteered to pedal up the first long drag out of the trail centre as long as I got to do at least one descent on it..,the first few kilometers confirmed the feel test in the carpark, it felt sturdy and solid with a very smooth action and excellent small bump sensitivity, it felt short. My pace is on the short side (I'm a very average 6ft build) and I like a short stem for quick steering but the AM felt very short in the top tube. I played with the dropper post for a bit and decided I liked it but wasn't sure about the 2x10 set-up, I seemed to spend a lot of time shifting up and down on the front two cogs before I discovered where my familiar, favourite ratios were. After a while though I needed to change much less often than on a standard triple set-up as my favourite ratios were hidden within slightly longer ratios which I decided was a good thing.. :)

Another very obvious trait on this first long drag is that the crank arms are a little shorter than I'm used to, probably to offset the lower BB and there is no noticeable pedal induced 'bob'. I didn't even need to use the platform setting on the FoxRP23 LV shock. This bike is definitely a very competent climber.

I had a good rest before attempting the first descent so I could hit it hard and get a fair comparison. When starting the attack I immediately noticed that the erstwhile adolescent enthusiasm of the Meta 5 had indeed been reined-in slightly, which I found disappointing...initially... That initial disappointment was very quickly dispersed by the new attitude of the AM. There's a certain aggressive aplomb that the new AM allows you attack the trail with, a sure-footed arrogance that communicates the extraordinary amount of grip available. We were all using excellent examples of 'as new' tyres so grip comparison could be attributed to chassis and suspension rather than who still had the sharpest edge on their nobblies. The stability felt 'juggernaut like' and encouraged a hard hitting aggressive style and completely flattered my ham-fisted attempts to tame the trail...

The rest of the day we spent swapping each other's steeds, passing judgement, blathering nonsense and hitting our favourite descents. Rarely we did all agreed on the same thing, this bike flatters, it's immensely capable, stable, solid feeling and engaging in a new way. The ADHD Meta of old has matured, become stronger, more stable and I want one.....for nearly an hour yesterday I looked like I knew what I was doing, I assure you that was nothing to do with me.....

Foz..

Thanks, as ever to Cyclestore in Congleton

Wednesday, 10 November 2010

My old 2005 MGP write-up.

I just found the write-up I did for the 2005 MGP, it was before bloggage entered my life so I thought it might brighten up a fellow obsessive's morning (perhaps..) More cycle training Blogs to follow, it's just blood sweat and tears at the moment but there are improvements!



Manx Grand Prix 2005


Rushing over from the MRO races at Cadwell to your first Manx GP is
not the ideal way to begin life on the famous mountain circuit.
Neither is missing the Newcomers briefing and newcomers speed
controlled laps. I had however already planned for this and made
arrangements with the Manx motorcycle club to have the guided tour a
month before and join in a latecomers speed controlled session. The
club try to stress to everyone how important these familiarisation
methods are and for once I agree with the officials, 37.75 miles of
Manx roads are very hard to memorise and at the speeds we'd be
travelling with dry stone walls and houses instead of gravel traps,
I was all for familiarisation…


Approaching the Grandstand on the Glencrutchery road is a surreal
experience during the MGP fortnight. It's a race track just as we
know it but super imposed over an island with towns and villages.
And the track is made of public roads, there's painted kerbs and
straw bales with marshals hiding behind, but behind them, is Mrs
Jones doing her gardening and just along a bit is Mr Smith giving
his car a clean and putting out the rubbish. As you travel down
this `normal' road approaching the Douglas town centre, a pit lane,
start/finish and score board loom into sight with the road going
straight down the middle. This is the track, and the main road! As
you cross the start/finish line the pits and paddock are to your
left with the race office and garages, just as you would expect to
see at any other motor racing circuit. It completely bizarre! It's
just as if the biggest, most obsessed motorcycle racing fan in the
universe was given a blank sheet of paper to design a country! Talk
about location, location, location..:o)…


My family from my Dads side had all come over to watch me in my
first Manx, they've always been big fans of the event but haven't
been over since, "bikes were real bikes and tarmac was a luxury" So
no pressure then. Me and my Dad have always been close but probably
more so since he gave me a kidney a few years ago, we both had quite
a bit invested in this little venture and once all my course
introductions were out of the way I could see him getting a bit
jumpy in his own understated way…After all he's seen the
consequences when things go wrong here. I guess the prospect of
seeing your son going the same way wasn't exactly a thrilling
prospect for him. This is one race that I won't be `pushing' in, not
for a couple of years at least. :o)


The Manx Motorcycle club have the organisation of this beast down to
a fine art; they've been at it a while, the centenary celebrations
are next year. They have most eventualities covered. I've seen
efficient organisation before, racing with MRO, but this is on an
epic scale, and the responsibility on the organisers and officials
is immense.


Practice consisted of classes going out in order with most able to
get 2 laps in before the session gets flagged, some of the really
quick lads were pushing to the front of the queue and able to
squeeze a third lap in, with a quick fuel splash.


Somehow, I'm not sure either, I managed to procure the services of
Anthony `Slick' Bass, (yes, the former mechanic to million times
world champion Carl Fogarty.) Not only that, but the bike he built
for his current team rider for 2005. It's a Suzuki K2 GSXR 600, with
a Slick Performance tune and Chassis set up. With the possible
exception of the boys on the brand new super tuned supersport bikes,
(some of which were also tuned by Slick) hell-bent on winning the
main event, this was probably the finest 600 I could have hoped to
be doing this on. Jammy git or what?


One of the main reasons I was lucky enough to get Slick onside was
down to Keith McKay, my good mate on the island, he's moved heaven
and earth to help me get to this point and it's largely down to him
that I made it there at all. I owe him a great debt of thanks.
Slick and Keef are attentive mentors and made sure I understood that
absolutely nothing is expected of me in my first year, other than to
come home in one piece. It was impressed upon me, in no uncertain
terms, that this was not the same as a short circuit race and no
limits were to be pushed. I was to spend practice week getting comfy
on the bike ask for changes where I needed them and learn the course
with associated turn in and braking markers. Just use this as my
practice year. Not much to think about at all really….yeah right!
The first few sessions (or `days' as we call them racing over a
fortnight. :oD) I spent trying to get to grips with what I was doing
here. I've been watching TV footage of other people, some of whom
are my hero's, doing this for years and it's taking some getting
used to that these are my own eyes, not a helmet mounted camera.
I've been over a few times on my everyday road bike trying to learn
the course, but that was at legal speeds and obeying normal traffic
laws….kind of…The problem now is that I'm doing twice the speed and
using both sides of the road, there is no traffic, apart from other
nervous newcomers and half of the street furniture is gone, which is
a shame as I thought some of it would have made good markers, never
mind human cheese graters..


Once I'd got used to that little lot I had to get used to the speed.
Everything looses detail at these speeds, the brain can't process
the visual information fast enough and makes bits up, and you end up
going for the grey blur between to two green blurs, feeling for the
surface changes through your feet, hands and backside. When the
memory improves you can start to pre-empt certain sections because
you know what's coming, hopefully. Like I said, nice and steady, I'm
still learning.


Practice week flew by way to quickly, and even with a days rest on
the Sunday my nerves were a mess, the Newcomers race was on Monday
afternoon, I'm not sure I was ever going to feel ready. Same rules
as before, nice and steady, if in doubt roll off, I've got another
whole week of racing here to enjoy, no point in taking risks, none
at all, nope, not even a little bit…are you listening brain?.....la
la la la. Oh god.


In the holding area before moving up onto Glencrutchery road I was
starting to rattle a bit. All around me professional looking teams
were changing tyres and checking pressures. The riders were pacing
nervously by their bikes; some were even being interviewed for the
radio and TV which is a sure fire way to calm the nerves, not. My
trusty mechanic Fizzy was working away on my bike with strict
instructions from Slick ringing in his ears, he looked almost as
nervous as me. But solid as a rock as always, I was so glad he was
here. My friend and road riding buddy Ben had also come over and
stood with me on the road, he went a funny colour too, this place
does funny things to your nerves, whichever way you are involved.
It's almost less nerve wracking being a rider I suppose, I'll know
sooner than everyone else if things are ok or not. :o)


In the Manx we get started in pairs rather than singles as the TT
does. I had been gridded with a mate from MiniTwin racing, Paul
Judge; I suppose they stuck us together on the merits that were
doing the same series. I'd been having slightly better luck than
Paul and with all the advice and the quality bike I was a few mph
faster than him during practice week and after we set off I was able
to get in front quite quickly and have the bottom of Bray Hill all
to myself.


Despite a relatively high start number of 20 I caught the next pair
up before we'd even left Glenvine. The bike was a bloody missile! I
was starting to build speed and some parts of the course were
starting to change in character what were bumps were starting to
lift the front wheel, what were lumps lifting the front wheel became
outright jumps, bloody terrifying jumps! At speeds around the 150-
160mph mark bike control was different to what I was used to, the
wheels are spinning faster so they are harder to turn and the bike
in general feels heavier and is harder to push around, I suppose it
almost feels like trying to push a train from its tracks, the
momentum is surprising. You feel less in control than you do on a
short circuit, more of a passenger. You have to ask a bit more
nicely and you're not quite sure if the bike is going to say yes or
not. If you sit up slightly to get a better view you get and awesome
blast of wind straight in the chest that tries to rip you from the
bike.


Then there was the bit I'd been most worried about, the pit stop,
followed by a further 2 laps, I was worried because I wasn't sure
how my fitness would cope with 4 laps back to back as up to now I'd
only done 2 at a time, 150 miles at those speeds on that kind of
terrain is bloody hard work. Also the pit stop was an unknown
quantity; so much time can be lost in the pits. We'd only had time
to do quick mock up practices and walk the pit lane, entering at
speed would be a very different matter.


I needn't have worried, Fizzy, Keef and Cherie were calm and
precise, this in turn relaxed me, it felt like everyone knew what
they were doing so I just sat back and let them do their thing and
focused on the bottom of pit lane and the run down StNinians to Bray
Hill. The pit stop was so good that I regained a few positions on
the road. Scott Wilson started from 33 and was riding like a man
possessed; he'd fought his way up to second place behind Bret
Crossley who was also riding hard. Scott passed me on the run up to
the pits so was in before me. We left the pits long before him and
it wasn't until we left Glen vine that he came past again.
It seems Scott's aggressive, hard riding style didn't suit this kind
of long punishing race; he clipped the bales at Sulby Bridge and
bent his foot peg and gear lever. I passed him at Kerrow Moor where
he was trying to straighten the gear lever. He didn't pass me again
on the road.


By the last lap I was getting tired and was concentrating on
reserving my energy and riding as smoothly as possible, it seems I
wasn't the only one getting tired Brett Crossley was starting to
feel the pace after his attacking early laps he made a mistake at
Governors dip at the end of the third lap overshooting the turn-in.
As he headed down to Quarter Bridge after the terrifying plunge down
Bray Hill he made a mistake on the down hill gulley. This caused him
to crash heavily while leading. After which the following leading
group approached the incident at race speed. From as early as Ago's
leap we could see enthusiastically waved yellow flags which
indicated to us (from the newcomers briefing) that we should slow
down significantly and prepare to be stopped. As I approached the
incident I could see Brett lay on the road to the left protected by
marshals, the wreckage of his bike against the wall on the right.
Knowing the speeds we approach this section and how solid the
scenery is there, I feared the worse and began to feel sick. Being
presented with the harsh realities of this event first hand is
enough to shake even the most dedicated obsession. I was later to
find out that Brett was in-fact fine, apart from an impressive gash
in his lower leg caused by his footrest.


Of course, not knowing Brett's fate at the time I continued with
slightly less enthusiasm and kept discretion as my better part of
valour. But this was still my fastest lap..? No mater how many times
people tell you that smooth is fast, it never really registers until
you see the evidence for yourself….. :o)


With Brett crashing out and Scott stopping a couple of times, the
leader board was in flux on the last lap and it wasn't until Scott
and I had crossed the finish line that it became clear. By stopping,
Scott had plummeted down the order but had stopped early enough to
pull time back and in the last half of the lap he rode hard and
although he didn't come back past me on the road, he just snuck past
me on corrected time and pushed me back into 6th. I'm fairly sure
that without the mishaps he would have won the event even if Brett
hadn't crashed.


So that was it. I'd finished the Newcomers Manx Grand Prix, you can
only ever enter this once, ever, so the result you get will always
stand, and you never better it. So I was understandably delighted
with the fact that I had made it onto the leader board. To see my
number up there on that famous scoreboard was a really special
moment for me, and I suspect there were a few people up there in the
grandstand were relieved to see me finish, particularly my Dad.
The racing however was not over, when I entered for the MGP I had
asked to be entered into the newcomers and also the Junior and
Senior events hoping that if I got knocked back for one I'd get into
the other. As it turned out my entry was accepted for all of them.
The Newcomers was the focus of this event for me, the Junior and
Senior events were just a bonus and another excuse to ride the
circuit in all it's glory again. Having a really low start number
of 97 for the Junior was a clear indication that I wasn't expected
to get a decent finish in this race so I just set about doing my
thing and learning the course. It turned out to be an intensive
passing class, I finished 24th.


The Senior race was a very similar story with a star number of 81 I
finished 22nd.


I'm fairly confident that with a higher start number I would have
been held up much less and had a higher average speed. As always the
one that got away was always the biggest! Maybe next time…:o)
All in all I'm pretty happy.


I got a 6th in the Newcomers race
I was the quickest member of the winning team for the Padget trophy
awarded to the winning Newcomers team (The Andreas club team)
I received the Alan Hampton trophy for `The most meritous
performance for a Newcomer in the Junior race. ( I was also the
fastest newcomer on a 600 in the Senior), and I got a silver replica
in each race (3).


The Andreas Club awarded me with the Terry Smith Trophy for my
results in the Manx GP.


I don't think I'm ever going to match that haul. Even if by some
miracle I do they will never mean more to me than these, they mark a
significant time and memories of really good people.


Something about the Manx has changed the way I think about
motorcycling. For a few weeks after the event I was quieter and more
thoughtful, I kept drifting into daydreams, I can't explain what was
on my mind or define what I think is different. I can tell you that
I'm driven by a desire to ride the mountain course under race
conditions again. If it's the Manx or TT isn't really important,
just that it happens again….


Foz.